Oh.So THAT’S why I’m constantly followed by hoards of attractive men.Good to know the reason.
Why, color me astonished, aghast, and immeasurably surprised; I’ve been wondering the same thing as Miss Booklit for years!
And to think, all the attention that has been so relentlessly lavished upon me since grade school can be attributed to the fact that my little nose has been squished and squashed between far too many pages and on so many separate occasions that it’s quite impossible for me to recall them all!
Who on Earth could have guessed that shrewd noses, narrowed eyes, and intelligent faces (albeit ones which are almost invariably hidden from view as they are so often wont to take up residence behind their wide selection of paperbacks) were what caused we bookish girls to be so incessantly pursued by the opposite sex?
Mystery solved, ladies. Now we can go back to beating them off with our old copies of War and Peace with an entirely new perspective on the situation…
They probably like it!
They probably like it!
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